oh my effing god O/////O anon, you officially did it, you made this roo blush like heck
what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that
this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands. it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.
I got one ;-;
Please? This looks fun
……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK
At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF
this whole post is full of cute omg
The guy that fucking jumped over the roof. ..
this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.
was just talking to my sister and misspelled ‘orphan black’ as ‘oprah black’ omg i’m gonna laugh myself into a fucking seizure serves me right tbh bc i mean
kalazin said: I am jealous of your vodka shooting abilities.
actual real-life vodkashootingkangaroo
when people ask you about your life
HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS
to the anon who just sent me the most flattering and beautiful thing a while ago: do reveal yourself, please, i’d love to thank you personally