Anonymous asked: i want to do the anon flirt but you're so so so so SO cute i can't think of anything to say!!

oh my effing god O/////O anon, you officially did it, you made this roo blush like heck

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unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.

allysbuddy:

girlyshippings:

superwholockfeels:

image

I got one ;-;

Please? This looks fun

justdontwordshurt:

wifflesgiraffy:

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF



this whole post is full of cute omg

The guy that fucking jumped over the roof. ..

justdontwordshurt:

wifflesgiraffy:

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS

AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL

'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'

AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF

this whole post is full of cute omg

The guy that fucking jumped over the roof. ..

mossyelf:

phiife:

this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.

Goodnight

#fav

disney-magical:

this movie.

THIS MOVIE..

was just talking to my sister and misspelled ‘orphan black’ as ‘oprah black’ omg i’m gonna laugh myself into a fucking seizure serves me right tbh bc i mean 

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kalazin said: I am jealous of your vodka shooting abilities.

actual real-life vodkashootingkangaroo

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massdeject:

when people ask you about your life

image

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fandomhopper:

HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS

celoewe:

Sarah Walker S04E10 :-) Part 2/3

celoewe:

Sarah Walker S04E10 :-) Part 2/3

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to the anon who just sent me the most flattering and beautiful thing a while ago: do reveal yourself, please, i’d love to thank you personally

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troubleshootingspacekangaroo:

thelightningstrikez:

yes the miranda is strong in this one

everyone go home this is the most precious thing in the history of this shitty website

i really am trying very hard to make you guys unfollow me

troubleshootingspacekangaroo:

thelightningstrikez:

yes the miranda is strong in this one

everyone go home this is the most precious thing in the history of this shitty website

i really am trying very hard to make you guys unfollow me

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